Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Blog University

The Blogs are off to university at last. The Menage a Trois will follow on shortly.
Emma and Miss Fluffy were the first to be dropped off at their new house on the outskirts of Blog University campus. Something tells me that Emma still has a bit of growing up to do.

Richard went straight to their digs and sent Neil to sort out the rental agreement.

Neil's taxi pulls up at the halls of residence.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Tres and the still teenage Neil, spent a bit of time contemplating what the future might hold before Neil was transformed to take on the challenges of adulthood. It happened in a flash.

Tres urged Neil to make the most of his second time around as an adult.

And as Neil cheerily waves goodbye, a whole new era of The Blogs begins.

Pig Post

Hello. An update with apologies from Pig.

You'll notice I haven't been blogging The Blogs too regularly recently. I'm in a bit of a hiatus. So much has happened recently- so many changes that- (in Blogland and out) -I've lost the plot- literally- and my muse has deserted me.

I am working on a university based blog of The Blogs with lots of new characters and I'm getting it round my neck somewhat... ie. it's a bit complicated and I don't know where to start, there is so much to tell you. Please keep checking in... I may get moving again very soon.

All the best from The Blog 'hood,


Sunday, March 20, 2005


Following the disappearance of Creep Lesbo and the Blogs' tranformation into teenage, The Menage a Trois though it would be wise to move back together. There was, after all safety in numbers. It was an emotional reunion.

Neil made a celebration buffet under the watchful gaze of The Professor.

The teenage Blogs had fun catching up on all the changes.

SteveR and Tres had some catching up of their own to do!

Emma and Richard were more keen on larking about. It was a useful distraction from the pain of losing Creepy.


Emma's pantomime farting caused much hilarity.

In reality, Richard has been very concerned about his lack of sponsorship for uni and has been scouring the papers for a job to support himelf and his friends.

Little does he know that The Menage a Trois has already decided to plough all their savings into sending the whole lot of them to college- that is, except The Professor who has decided to put his chef's career on hold and go back to teaching his first love- swordsmanship.

It's going to be a time of great change and upheaval and I feel sure you will join with me in wishing them all the best as Blog University beckons.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Gone But Not Forgotten

The girls were playing as usual when a wierd thing happened. Creepy transformed.

Creepy was thrilled she had made teenage before the rest of The Blogs, but it didn't feel quite right.

She barely had time to argue with Tres before she changed again.

Adulthood came as no surprise.

Emma couldn't understand. Why would her childhood friend be changed so? And again!

Creepy felt comfortable in her elderly body. It was an odd, yet familiar feeling. She had an intense need to look to the skies.

The moon looked strange...hard to explain why.

Creepy was compelled to look. It felt like it was time...

She wasn't surprised to see the spaceship appear above the trees.

She had to shield her eyes from the blinding light.

She was lifted up and then she was...


Saturday, March 12, 2005

Mr and Mrs WrightLife

The night before the wedding, there was a fire at the Sisters' house. I think Cheryl must have been a bit preoccupied with other things. She left the pastries in the oven a little too long. Jake extinguished the flames and reassured a near hysterical Cheryl that everything was going to be fine- drama over.

He was right.
The next morning, all the preparations went smoothly. It was a very low key do with just a few close friends.
Cheryl and Shane looked a little apprehensive as the ceremony began- last minute nerves?

The guests assembled. I was a bit worried that AnaMatronic might upstage the bride in that outfit! But I needn't have worried. No one could take their eyes off the Cheryl, so radiant in white.

The lovers made their vows.

They exchanged rings and the happy deed was done.

Cheryl thanked SteveR for his wedding gift.

I told Cheryl that she and Shane were welcome at The Sty anytime they fancied a rest from the public gaze.

The new Mrs WrightLife held court in the hot tub.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Time To Move On

Remember my old schoolfriend, Cheryl- the one who bagged herself an international popstar? Well, she's been hanging out with the Scissor Sister Family and she and Shane are just about getting back on an even keel following the birth of Sly on New Years Day.
It's coming up to Cheryl's 40th birthday. (She won't like me telling you that but I've never understood why women are so silly about people knowing their age.)

Shane thought it would be a good time to pop the question. Cheryl accepted. It's time they moved on.

Living with the Scissor Sister family hasn't turned out to be as glamorous as Cheryl thought. Not that she's complaining. It's a fabulous house and the Sisters are great company. It will also be a wonderful place to tie the knot.

Look at little Sly, growing up fast. Cheryl wishes Shane would show a little more interest!

Monday, March 07, 2005

Teenage Dreams

Kendal's been burning the midnight oil...or is it the candle at both ends?

But is she dreaming of Love?

Isn't Colin cute? He's a real sweetheart... if I was just twenty or so years younger... ah me!

He and Francesca are like brother and sister.

Jupiter is more streetwise but I don't think that impresses Nelly too much.

However, I don't believe she has completely given up on him.