The Em Strikes Back

Is Emma's traumatic experience having a detrimental effect on her behaviour? Is the mysterious pod to blame for her change in character? Has living in Blog House got too much for our Em?

Emma obviously got out of bed the wrong side.  

Even the servo robot was embarressed 

Pig's Party

I decided to throw a party to welcome Miss Fluffy into the neighbourhood. All the Blogs were invited but Richard declined to come and no amount of begging would persuade him. He needed to brood... It was clear from the minute that the other Blogs arrived that there was something going on.

The trouble started when Em cornered Creepy in the bathroom and screeched that she was the reason Richard hadn't come to the party. 

Creepy closed her ears to Emma's paranoid ranting. 

Emma screamed that Creepy would do everyone a favour by leaving Blog House. Spike tried to intervene to stop the argument but to no avail. 

Unfortunately the row became even more public. I dashed off to get a drink... 

I don't handle conflict too well. 

Creepy apologised for ruining the party but Miss Fluffy didn't seem to care. 

"Don't worry," said Miss Fluffy.  

Richard stayed at home to sleep... perchance to dream. 

My Mate Spidey

Spidey came early to the party. We had a great game of volleyball but he got called away urgently before the Blogs arrived... to some heroic act or other no doubt

The Race for Love

Neil and Richard decide that the first to join Emma in the new love tub will win the right to woo her.

Neil's first off the mark. Boy, he wants to win! 

Neil's well in the lead now. 

Well and truly scuppered... Creepy got their first.

The boys consoled themselves by showing off their manly skills. 

Creepy Lesbo had a dream

It all started innocently enough. Creepy took her lady in her arms and...

...swept her off her feet. 

And what happened next is rather rude. I don't think I dare publish it. *Blush* 

Spidey's Bit of Fluffy

Miss Fluffy has been spotted downtown, wining and dining Spidey. She's intent on finding out what's inside all that lycra...

But then I bet she hasn't seen him on the loo. He doesn't even pull his pants down for that!

Emma is Back

The Blogs have had a tough few days and it has had a huge impact on their relationships.

Emma returned in the early hours of this morning and just climbed into bed and went to sleep. It was only when Richard awoke that she was discovered. The whole house were thrilled to have her back. It hardly seemed possible.

But why was she walking funny and what was that strange glowing pod by her bed? Her friends thought they would give her time to settle back in before they start asking questions.

The housemates tried to carry on as usual, but it was a very emotional time.  

Neil and Richard console one another. They all became very close in those few days.

Richard and Creepy Lesbo in particular! It's funny how adversity can draw people together in ways they would never have believed, ordinarily.

An intruder in the house?

Neil and Creepy were awoken in the night by a strange visitor.