The Blogs: 11/07/2004

Update

I forgot to mention Hezzy and Paul, (up and coming tv presenter), who have also moved in very recently. They seem devoted to each other.

Catch Up With The Blogs

Lots has been happening in Blogland but I've been so preoccupied with entertaining my house guest- ahem - that I've fallen behind with passing on all the news. Here's a chance to catch up with just a little of what's been going on.

The Blogs themselves haven't been seen around much lately. They took Emma on holiday to recuperate. I'll have to pop round later and see what they're up to.

A* grade student Babe Blog has won himself a scholarship to the best school in town.

A new couple has moved into the house just round the corner from The Blogs. Their neighbours complain that they are constantly fighting.

Three of the Scissor Sisters have rented a luxurious pad in the Blog neighbourhood after hearing of it's reputation for being *the* place to be. I can tell you quite categorically that there is no truth in the rumours about Jake's parentage. I have it from the horses mouth.

Here they are relaxing, watching their latest appearance in The Blogs Mini Movie.

Claire of the 6 Feet Under family and mother of Neil's love child, Nelly is dead. It's a bit of a mystery, how it happened, but it appears that she was found underneath the sofa, dead as a doornail. My theory is that she was attempting to levitate but instead levitated the sofa. She lost concentration and it fell, crushing her. Poor little Nelly, motherless child.

Death was more concerned with answering his mobile than listening to pleas for mercy.

As a toddler, Nelly would play happily on her mother's grave.

Nelly is growing up now. Here she is with Kendall, Keith and David's adopted daughter.

The Blogs Mini Movie

Not a blockbuster, but pig's first humble attempt at movie making.

See The Blogs in action!

You can download it here.

Baby Love

Tres, SteveR and The Professor are a complex family. They have refused to fit into the usual couples mould, instead prefering a less conventional, open relationship - a complicated menage a trois. I was surprised when Tres and SteveR married because it didn't seem to be their style and when Tres announced shortly afterwards that she was pregnant, I was even more confused. Maybe the prospect of parenthood shook the trio's confidence in their bohemian lifestyle and Tres needed the added security. I know it has caused resentment between the men.

Then came Love, a beautiful baby boy.

We all know that the birth of a baby can put relationships under pressure. Tres is worn out and depressed and the men haven't been much better. Looks like the happy event has put them off balance somewhat. The men have found it harder than they thought to leave little Love's paternity unknown. Tres is refusing to allow a DNA test. She thinks they will eventually settle into dual fatherhood without one.

She may be right. We will see.