Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Wedding Invite?

We've had a birth. I thinks it's time to have a wedding before those all too inevitable deaths start mounting up. Creepy Lesbo and Miss Fluffy have always been close. All Blogs have seemed reticent to tie the knot and these two are no exception but perhaps it's time to take the plunge. I wonder what they will decide. Will they walk through the wedding arch?

This is how it all started, at the Six Feet Under's party.








Such romance!

Mate?

It's not been easy trying to get the Blogs to have fun. I keep finding them sobbing all over the place. Perhaps they have become too keenly aware of their lives passing them by. They are all verging on retirement, with very little to show for their time in the house.

Maybe the elder phase of life will be the best time, although judging by their aspirations I wouldn't hold out too much hope, but deep down I have a feeling that grey hair and saggy tums won't hold them back.

Hot pawn action.

There's the board, Creepy. Please try and hit it.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

They grow up so fast these days

I don't know what's been going on in Blog House but it's been a tough time for everyone. Maybe it's the change in dynamics with the recent arrival of the Blog Babe. He's a treasure for sure but very demanding and housemates have seemed rather confused about their roles. This has resulted in some very very unhappy Blogs.

Aside from the emotional burden, there isn't anyone in the house who has not suffered from flu and that coupled with a dose of food poisoning, it's not been fun. I was particularly worried about Creepy at one point. She was very very low but she has definitely perked up since getting hold of that computer game she's been hankering after for so long. Still, love looks thin on the ground for just about everyone. Except the Babe.

He's gone from bouncing baby to terrible toddler to bonny lad in no time. Now you should see the resemblance... at least to his mum.

I think its time for lots of parties and more than a little fun. What do you think?

What the hell's been going on?

Richard bathed him.

Neil taught the Babe to talk.

Not a good sign. But over all...

Awww.

The demanding toddler.

Has become a sweet child.

Monday, October 18, 2004

The Patter of Tiny Feet


Things were stirring - perhaps Emma shouldn't have that last slice of pizza with extra chilli and anchovies?

Mother and baby doing well.

Fluffy and Creepy took the first turn on the baby minding rota ...

... which proved to be more tiring than they'd expected.

"Dada?"

"Yes, of course it's yours, you doofus! Craggy faced Michael Palin was obviously too tired after climbing Everest"

Sunday, October 17, 2004

The First Baby Blog

We all expected Emma to be the first Blog to reproduced but I have just had news that there is already a Baby Blog in the neighbourhood. It appears that Neil has been sowing his seed in unexpected places.

Claire from The Six Feet Under family and Neil have been having a secret affair which has culminated in the birth of Nelly. I don't think that there is any doubt that Neil is the little girl's father. The resemblance is striking.



Neil's secret affair has produced the first baby Blog.

Here is Claire with the lively toddler.