The Blogs: 11/21/2004

Love and Marriage, Blogwise

Contrary to popular belief, The Blogs have not given up on love. They may snooze for longer and make more frequent trips to the toilet but they have lost none of their lust for life... and each other.

Tres has moved into the old blogs home. Mercilessly wooed by Neil, she left the boys at home and made a new start.

The old romantic.

Richard and I still manage the odd knee trembler for old time's sake.

Emma and Creepy are as loving as ever.

The magic has not gone out of their marriage. They make good use of the home's love bed.

Leave the poor maid alone Creepy, you dirty old woman!

Miss Fluffy is regularly seeing stars.

...and you can see why. Miss Fluffy takes every opportunity she can to annoy and aggravate the other housemates. I think she needs a love interest... perhaps I should play matchmaker.

Creepy has found that this is the best response.

Fatherhood

Some time ago, SteveR paid me a visit. It was shortly after all that fuss with Vidcund Curious. He said he didn't know anyone else he could turn to and as I know everything that goes on in the neighbourhood, I may be able to help him.

He opened his heart to me.

He told me that he had felt bereft when he finally had to admit that Love was not his. He was desperate to experience that special bond. He had heard about Pascal Curious and his alien baby and thought this was a good way to ensure fatherhood. The ways of aliens are shrouded in mystery and superstition and it's hard to get good advice.

I introduced him to my good friend Pollination Technician #9 who gave him some tips on how to best go about it... and the rest, as we know is history. Back down on Earth, SteveR's pregnancy progressed well until last night...

Below are pictures from "Alien- The mini movie" which you can view by clicking here.

Suddenly SteveR felt very strange. Tres and the Professor felt it too. Gird your loins SteveR!

At least it's not a chest burster.

This can't be happening, man.

He can hardly believe it.

The proud father of a beautiful baby alien. What would you like to call him SteveR?

High Expectations?

SteveR was returned home reasonably safe and sound not long after his abduction.

Tres and the Professor are rather worried about his persistant vomitting though. Could he be carrying some awful alien disease?

They've tried to persuade SteveR to see a doctor but he insists that he couldn't stand any more proding and probing. He told Tres that he has a strange feeling of well being, despite the violent green puke... a feeling that's hard to explain.

His friends are keeping a very close eye on him.