Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Fight Club

I went round to see The Blogs today like I said and I'm happy to say that Emma is fine fettle once more. I did sense some tension between some of the housemates when I first arrived but I didn't expect to witness the scenes that I did.

View them here. Not for those of a nervous disposition.

The Blogs have been talking about renting out their house and moving into an old Blogs home. There's been alot of fighting over who gets the best room. Well, they are getting on a bit now so you can excuse them being grumpy and difficult can't you?

Sunday, November 14, 2004

SteveR's Dirty Secret

A family in the neighbourhod has been the subject of a sensational story splashed across the front pages of every paper in the Blog world. Pascal Curious, a young astronomer was abducted by aliens and returned safely the next day only to realise he was pregnant!

A national tabloid has offered a prize of 1,000,000 simoleons for the first picture of the baby, due any time. Could this explain SteveR's sudden preoccupation with stargazing.

He didn't tell the rest of the family what he was up to. The Professor just thought SteveR was having a bit of a mid life crisis, spying on the local women in their underwear.

Anyway, Pascal's brother, Vidcund Curious (who has a reputation as the local psychopath) caught sight of SteveR and his telescope from his own observatory and dashed round to have it out with him. SteveR looks worried... and so he should.

Some very nasty threats were made and SteveR has decided that his precious tower will be replaced by a new patio for the hot tub.

Knowing Vidcund, I would say it's a wise move.